NOTICE: this site WILL look broken on mobile. I did not make it with the intention of being presentable on all platforms, sorry!

i was VERY generous with gifs and graphics stamped EVERYWHERE, so be advised viewers on desktop may experience a slow/laggy perfomance on the following page.

eyestrain warning maybe? i don't know....point is there is a LOT of pink and it just looks like pink vomit if it were a webpage. if that sounds annoying just imagine what it'll look like. mild inconvenience, but i thought i'd put that out there.

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